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 I ripped open an envelope and it read BANANA RAIN WITH MEATBALL SPAGHETTI TORNADO GO ON THE NEWS!!!¨I don't have a TV so I can't watch the news and the closest store with technology is 456miles away and I don't have, enough money to buy one so I not going to worry about it .Wait  what  another letter what's, this one about.THE SPAGHETTI MEATBALL TORNADO AND THE RAINING BANANAS ARE COMING FROM THE NORTH WEST.¨I live on the  north east side of the USA.(9 days later). ¨It was not a spaghetti meatball tornado and banana rain.It was a zombie, apocalypse why!Now I'm homeless with a broken cricket bat, and I need to find a building that safe and to get, a padlock from the locker store in town and now I'm off,¨(7 hours later)¨OK now I am in town so now where's, the locker store?(1 minute later) here it is ok here it now time to find a safe building I can padlock up(3 minutes later)Are perfect, now get my padlock here it is and the key yes now time to go inside and padlock this door OK perfect, now i´m safe now I, will find the bed a here it is a comfy¨

Part 2 coming out soon!!!